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“As I hear it, the VP of Distribution has a cryogenic plan for the guy.”
David Schneider & Associates
“I believe the politically correct term is ‘vintage.’”
“He says our forecast accuracy is the same as it was in 1974.”
He was the first supply chain guy to say “ My three year old could forecast better than those idiots” back in 1952.”
“He outlasts every VP of Supply Chain we’ve ever had.”
“We really do need to come up with some fresh ideas.”
Hughes Network Systems, LLC
“I’m afraid to ask, really.”
Excuse me, but all of our computer systems crashed and we need someone who know how to do real math.”
“In Supply-Chain-Professional years, I’d say that Norm is about 21 years old.”
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
“Who says you can't teach an old dog new metrics?
Colorado Springs, CO
““He actually just turned 30. The supply chain wears on you.”
Reggiani Lighting USA INC
“He reminds me of that old Knight guarding the Sacred Chalice in the Indiana Jones movie.”
“Should we tell Bob we actually got a new WMS?”
“I told you Beth our Supply Chain practices are as old as he is.”
Offshore Systems Ltd.